Thanks for offering to throw me a parade. You rock. You can sit next to me on the float if you bring queso dip with chips and/or a straw. Bring Lindt chocolates and a large McDonald’s Diet Coke, and I’ll let you steer (imaginary studies have shown that steering a parade float, while still vastly inferior to operating a tank, is still hella more emotionally fulfilling than driving a golf cart).
And it may be a bit premature, but can you also let the float-maker people know that I’d like to request a Wonder Woman theme? That’d be nifty.
You can also use this form to request that I contact you.
Or to report any of ChunkyFaith’s technical issues that I will likely not have the skill set to fix.